• me: ur sitting in my seat
  • kid: i don't see ur name on it
  • me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

keepcalmandlovethelifeyouhave:

Why are you so fucking perfect?!

keepcalmandlovethelifeyouhave:

Why are you so fucking perfect?!

dr-waitforit-who:

Draw me like one of your French girls…

laughaddict:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

oh my god it really is. so frightening.

zourrys:

xnoel:

#OH MY GOD #THIS LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE GIF FROM THAT ONE PORN #where the guy does a split right in front of the guy and ends up in the same position

zourrys:

xnoel:

#OH MY GOD #THIS LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE GIF FROM THAT ONE PORN #where the guy does a split right in front of the guy and ends up in the same position

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harryeds:

vanessa hudgens wears flower crowns and cool sandals and crop tops and goes to music festivals with her hot boyfriend that is how i want to live

dansecondchannel:

“What are you doing this weekend?”
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“What are you doing this summer?”
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“What are you doing with your life?”
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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